Okla. Woman, Pet Kangaroo May Again Be On Move - Oklahoma City News Story - KOCO Oklahoma City
“An Oklahoma woman who owns a partially paralyzed kangaroo as a therapy pet may be on the move yet again, a day after leaving town over a spat with city officials about keeping the animal.”
hold the phone right there, oklahoma.
let’s talk about how that opening paragraph is one of the greatest in the history of journalism.
AND how i can get my own paralyzed therapy kangaroo.
(via tywayne)